Los Angeles
Clippers

We were so close to renaming the Clips, but some of the best ones (Stars for example) felt more like the Lakers... and LA's proximity to the ocean makes it work ok. On the other hand, their current uniforms and branding is in contention for the worst look in the league, it feels un-branded (and not in a good way). Turns out there are some cool moments in the Clippers past, so our "completely new take" is more of a future-meets-history study.

Current Look: Compiled Blog Rankings

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Current Look: Summing it Up

"A clipper is a ship known for its speed that merchants used in the 1800s. There's nothing in these logos that nods to that at all. No nautical themes or ship motifs. Nothing. Just some fifth grade-level computer graphics 'skills' with no character or soul whatsoever."

—The Fieldhouse

Vision—Uniforms
ASSOCIATION

Red on white here, with a clipper ship belt buckle and the CLIPPERS flags running down each side of the uniform (makes the shorts especially awesome).

ASSOCIATION

Red on white here, with a clipper ship belt buckle and the CLIPPERS flags running down each side of the uniform (makes the shorts especially awesome).

ICON

Blue on blue feels right here, and like the lakers, we're saying CLIPPERS on both Association and Icon jerseys; they don't own Los Angeles, it might actually be confused with the Lakers if we did put LA on a jersey!

ICON

Blue on blue feels right here, and like the lakers, we're saying CLIPPERS on both Association and Icon jerseys; they don't own Los Angeles, it might actually be confused with the Lakers if we did put LA on a jersey!

CITY

The Clippers are planning to move to Inglewood in 2024-ish; consider this a housewarming gift. Inglewood happens to have the coolest city motto there is: City of Champions (and yes we realize that's a bit of an oxymoron for the Clips; consider it a speaking-your-dreams-into-existence thing). The flood of their accent red color and a layout—inspired by one of Inglewood's old city signs— is striking and who wouldn't want shorts that say INGLEWOOD down the sides?

CITY

The Clippers are planning to move to Inglewood in 2024-ish; consider this a housewarming gift. Inglewood happens to have the coolest city motto there is: City of Champions (and yes we realize that's a bit of an oxymoron for the Clips; consider it a speaking-your-dreams-into-existence thing). The flood of their accent red color and a layout—inspired by one of Inglewood's old city signs— is striking and who wouldn't want shorts that say INGLEWOOD down the sides?

STATEMENT

Two words: DAZZLE. CAMO. First used on WWI clipper ships, we brought it to the court, right down to slightly camouflaged battleship numbers! I have to imagine this is breaking a half dozen uniform standards for the NBA but it would be so worth it to bend some rules and make this (or at least the shoes) a reality.

STATEMENT

Two words: DAZZLE. CAMO. First used on WWI clipper ships, we brought it to the court, right down to slightly camouflaged battleship numbers! I have to imagine this is breaking a half dozen uniform standards for the NBA but it would be so worth it to bend some rules and make this (or at least the shoes) a reality.